Wait, what was that?

As you may or may not have noticed, the Mooster has sold out and taken to allowing advertising on the chronicles. There was a promise made that the advertising would be geared toward you, dear reader.. Giving you links to a wealth of interesting topics...I guess the big computers at goooooooogle scan my daily entries and try and match my blog with there advertisers..
I was M-O-R-T-I-F-I-E-D today to see one of the ads that was in my blogs rotation.
I believe the copy was .. "Are you plagued with the smell of Urine?" .. wait, what? I wrote the entries and I am pretty sure that I would remember mentioning that I was plagued with the stench of urine .. (Does Paris Hilton's perfume smell that bad??) I will give you .. that on particularly hot days .. and with just the right pair of Star Jones mules on.. my feet can drive grown men to tears.. but I DON'T STINK OF URINE OR ANY SUCH THING!
I believe it is time to email that google guy and ask him what the deal is.. Is he trying to imply that just because I had an "incident" with a Starbucks toilet ..I have issues with my funkiness? agh!