Under consideration...

This is my work lover, Nic.. Kind of ironic.. him being named Nic and all.. well, he would be more into Nic then me.. but I am going to beat him down until I can have my way with him.

Mental Note: Dont allow him to wear weird feather hat out in public.

An example of how things are going...

SO, as you know, I decided to risk a huge amount of money...($20) on a gambling site to see if lady luck was spending a few days at my house.. Not only did I lose my $20, I got a letter in the mail today.. Basically it said that there was a breach in the gambling site's security system and I was one of the unlucky one's who information was stolen. It advised me that I was most likely going to be the victim of identity theft.. And I should take the necessary steps to protect my identity.

You know what? If those mo fo cyber thieves want to steal my identity, I say GO FOR IT! I haven't had much luck with it.. let me know how it goes!

powder, is that you?

Create your Gizmoz and audition to star in a Taco Bell TV commercial!

One Degree BABY!

For some reason, MY SPACE has always been tainted. I always seem to catch some news story of a partially nude body found in a ditch. Some poor sweet girl ... lured by a dirty old man ... promises of love if the 12 year old got on a bus to travel cross country.

All she would find is a stack of BARELY LEGAL'S and a huge vat of vaseline..

BUT I DIGRESS....

When Jet started to seriously market their 2nd album, I got wind that they had a JET THE BAND My Space page. I tried to investigate the site, but quickly discovered that the MO FO's who control My Space, make you JOIN to have access to the GOOD stuff. (little buggers).. So, I reluctantly joined. I created a BARE ASS page ..Just enough to get me in the door. I was satisfied with this access for some time.. That is until I saw that NIC had his own page.. I freaked.. (as a 14 year old would.. even though I am NOT 14) and I immediately added pictures.. and just funny lil quirks about me... And then I asked Nic to be my friend..

As you know he accepted and I was delighted.. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. Come to find out it is a FAKE page.. and I professed my love to some moron.. ANYWAYS.. I decided to keep up with my lil page and I started meeting a lot of kewl people who like Jet, too. And to not have my experience on the site be in vain, I started the six degrees of separation game.. I have done my best to get as close to Nic as humanly possible.. (Purely in a penetrator type fashion.. in NO way stalkerish :) )

Let's see...I have a mate of a mate... a cousin.. and my piece DE resistance' .. a younger brother...All are my cyber friends.

Now, just between you and me, the brother is my favorite friend.. BUT in all honesty, I cannot stand the "music" he makes.. and he is technically JAIL BAIT (like 15 or 16) .. BUT that makes me and Nic 1 degree separated, right? I mean the only thing better would like to be right on top of the man.. WHICH I would be SO into!

Stigma with stalking

Nic getting purty

In the good old days, when a young girl fell head over heels for a HOT, SWEATY rock star...It was charming.
NOW.. lawyers get involved.. restraining orders are served.. hmph!
I don't want to be associated with STALKING or stalkers at all! Have to make a distinction..
I am now on a mission to rename my love for Nic.. I got a thesaurus..and here are the contenders..

• penetrator


• chaser


• pursue-er


• lust-er after his hot lil bod


• cultivator of hot monkey love with him (of course)


• charmer

I kinda fancy being Nic's penetrator.. (tee hee) My sister says I could get a strap on..whatever does she mean?

..............................to be continued.

RIP

Stupid ass people

There is this "person" who keeps texting me really bad ..awful texts .. she/he wont answer her/his phone.. I don't want to block the texting on my phone.. but I want to make him/her stop.. can someone/anyone/everyone bombard her/him with calls.. kinda like the GIRLNEEDSHELP army.. The number is 408-799-4316
I would OWE you. I am on day 2 of my billing cycle and this person has used almost 2/3rds of my allotted texts..

"......dont mess with the bull, youngman, you will get stuck on the horns..."

SHAME ON YOU MICHAEL VICK!

This is SO hard to look at..

But this is the reality of what this ASSHOLE does.

If there is ANY justice in this world,
this MONSTER will burn in HELL.

pigs suck

Dear Mayor Newsom,

I was HORRIFIED to hear about the recent accident that involved the "Goats-R-US" truck. Apparently, more then 1/2 of the goats died because police officers refused to allow the goats to be released in fear of a traffic jam. The police were advised that a herding dog would prevent such an incident.. but the police didnt listen. I believe who ever was involved in the decision to allow these animals to parish should be brought up on some sort of disciplinary action. Something MUST be done for the senseless loss of life..

Hey, your purty..

I appreciate and encourage random acts of flirtation. It makes me feel hot and leaves me thinking that I still might have "it" ...

You know... The hot young cashier who cards me when I try and buy liquor....
or the hot fellow at Home Depot who goes out of his way to load the dirty dirty sod.. as to not mess up my outfit... (tee hee)

Hmph.. I must tell you, What happened to me today has literally devastated my little ego.

As I left for work this morning, I realized I was running rather low on gasoline. I HATE to be anywhere near the red "E" line, so I hightailed it over to the closest station. I got out, put the hose in the tank and sat in my car as it filled up...
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a disheveled looking man at the entrance of the gas stations market.. He had on acid washed jeans that were horribly dirty and a gigantic 1980's Doctor Cosby sweater..He seemed to make contact with every person that came into and out of the store.. I assumed he was asking for change.. I kept my eye on him, to make sure if he charged me.. I could lock myself in the car. Just then, the gas finished filling and I got out of the car to return the hose and close up my tank.. In the blink of an eye, the homeless dude was crossing the parking lot and heading my way.. I kind of freaked a little but found comfort in the fact that the station was crowded with early morning commuters.. Just as he reached me, he asked if we had met before.. I shook my head no, and began to think if I had a dollar or two to shew this guy away.. Just as I thought I was going to get the sad story, you know.. I have no job ... my mommy didn't love me... blah blah blah... he asked if I was married..(HUH? What does this have to do with spare change?)This MAN asked if I wanted his phone number.. (what number the payphone on the corner??) He saw me checking him out and wanted to know if we could get together... I instantly thought that Ashton must be hiding in the bushes or something.. This must be some huge joke. What about me said that a homeless mental patient would be a "catch" for me? Do I look that shitty?

HUGE blow to the ego.

Must start to work out and pay more attention to shoe selection. mental note: No more Star Jones collection! Men think I am cheap and do-able.

P.S. My "friend" at work told me I now know how Nic Cester feels about me when I stalk him.. HMPH

caliente hombre alert!

You know, before I was completely obsessed with Jet, I did have OTHER interests. I imagine I will have to rediscover them.. being that Jet's tour is officially OVER... and there is no chance they will reappear on the west coast for a surprise show (sigh).. so, anways back to the other hobbies.. I used to be SO obsessed with Brian Ching and the San Jose Earthquakes (soccer, baby!!) Butthe SOB's at AEG (owners) moved the team to Houston. I still follow them, but not as OCD'ish...

Earlier in the soccer season it was annoumced that the VERY hot David Beckham would be joinging the LA Galaxy. Now I hate the Galaxy.. HATE HATE HATE them. They are the arch rival of my Houston boys and my sworn enemy!!!

But, in all honesty, that HOT piece of ass has me a bit moist.. and reconsidering my white hot hatred.. You be the judge.. (Posh is so cute!!! And the SPICE girls are getting back together for a tour.. We have to go bitches!!!)

The prize patrol won't be making any stops at my shack..

My mom thinks that I am going through a mid-life crisis.
She says I am realizing that my aspirations to change the world might not come true. hmph. I disagree. I am a little slow out of the gate, is all. I do agree I am in a crisis mode right now.. but not for the predictable reasons..
I won't be getting a fast sports car.. or date my hot secretary.. quite the contrary.. I see my life is in chaos and out of control and I am going to grasp it and take control.
My last hoo-rah in the world of chaos was experienced over the weekend. In my head, I thought the only way to win a million was to actually put some cash on the line. How was I to win the lotto without a ticket,per say. SO, I went on a gaming site and played blackjack and roulette.. and quickly LOST my entire POT. (no worries it was only $20.) I am going to have to live my life the hard way.. and earn my rewards.. I guess I will appreciate them more... Right?

Happy 28th birthday, my LOVE!

He is sofa king hot!

The beautiful life

Its kind of funny how certain things seem to fall into place. Yesterday, my family went to my sister's to enjoy the holiday. Along with a BBQ, we were finally able to meet her husband's parents. They were in town visiting from Germany.

Frank's mom didn't speak A-N-Y english, so we just exchanged warm smiles and hugs.. Very sweet woman.. (Mental note: How did Frank come from such a great lady.. HAR HAR I kid) Frank's father spent most of the day chatting with my father. My father is a military buff and Frank's dad spent 5 years as a POW in WW2 in Malta. As the evening winded down, I had the pleasure of speaking to him at length. He seemed to read me like a book and bestowed upon me the advice I was seeking.

He simply said... "La Dolce Vita"

He said this phrase, and with a smile said to be happy. I only have one life and the time is now to make it the most it can be. He said he could NEVER get back those 5 years that were taken from him.. But he was living now..

This is an issue I have been struggling with. Recently, my life has been living me and I want to make changes. Now is the time.

4th of July fun

Paris thanks you for the support!

It doesn't look as small on my sister, does it? hmph..

Mc Gyver I ain't

I should have realized that when I purchased my Element, I would not be able to do anything undercover. My car stands out in my neighborhood.. among the Malibus and El Caminos..

I heard that the neighbor had planted a corn field where the lawn should be. (They even have a scare crow.. Do crows even live in San Jo?) And I tried to snap a picture.. but whenever I would drive up the street, with camera ready, farmer Jose and Farmer Guadalupe would stop ho'ing and yell .."BUENO!" Now, in Idaho ( I da ho, no you da ho!!!) or Iowa this is way kewl and a bit quaint... But in Big City living, this is really funky. I mean, do they know there are stores such as Safeway and Albertson's that stock up on such items? I wonder what these crazy ass people will do next ...