Oasis LIED

Earthquake centered in my mo fo city

Um, I justified getting my cell phone for "emergency" calls.. Even though I am lame and talk way too much, it is essentially FOR that.. right? So, how come when I am home all alone with the kids (MIL doesn't count) my phone doesn't work for shit? More bars in more areas? HA! Oasis chimes in the advertisement ..."all around the world.. spread the word..." blah blah blah.. I can't even call down the mo fo street

OMFG!

Forget LOL.. that is totally 2006 .. and hello?!?!? we are well into 2007.. The latest catch abreve is...(drum roll) OMFG! or to the lame asses out there, Oh My F'ing God! I actually caught myself saying this to myself when I took a gander at this Photog (another cool word)
I first saw Mr Johnathan in Matchpoint. He is TOTALLY hot in it and I considered taking up tennis for like a second.. (literally, but a second is huge for tennis.. I hate tennis) ANYWAYS,
I should have called this entry vocab with moosie, cuz I have one more word to describe mr hottie.. and thats SAUCY. Love that word.. David Thewlis says it a bunch of times in my fav movie, Naked. Homework tonight kiddies, put it on your Netflix list.. There will be a test in the morning.

Mo is a star!

On Saturday, I took Mocha Latte to San Francisco to participate in a pet parade. My little Mocha was so happy to be out on the town and to have the chance to visit with cousin Jilly, but Mo was less then impressed with the common pooch that littered the streets of San Fran. Mo had his photo taken with a famed photog and will most likely be gracing the pages of the photog's latest book... Isn't Mo precious in his Halloween costume? Yeah..Yeah.. totally predictable costume..ugh

Mental note 1: san fran hills are a bitch
Mental note 2: fan of blog checked out ass to determine if black pants could fit other girl.. (I SAW YOU) hmph

Jet Update From Chris

HO HO HO...well it's not Christmas yet...but it's close enough eh? So, loyal Jet minions, what has jolly old Saint Nic got in his erm, well...it's only October, so forget Santa, and on with the news;

We've all given ourselves %100 pay cuts, which means we are all fired.

Not really, actually, we've just decided to take some well earned time off. After touring for, well, ever, for Shine On, we sat ourselves down and realised that with all the time we have spent away from home, Jet could finally use some down time. Fingers crossed, nobody dies this time, and we can all try and make pasta. Or something. What do people when they are at home? Any Ideas? Let's get pro-active about this people. We could call it "TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE" like in Shiny Mag. I suppose we should watch television. Feed the cat. I suppose I could always go and have a shower. After 4 years, maybe it's time. See...people think we don't shower. Not true. We just don't press our suits, or comb our hair. Well, Cam does...but it suits him, no...actually that was all a lie...his hair is just straight. I don't understand it and i don't expect YOU to, it's been confusing me for years now. WTF?

Nic is writing new songs. Haven't heard em yet...but can't wait. He's actually playing a fancy gig soon too, just him and an acoustic guitar someplace in ye olde Melbourne. I think he's playing Jet songs. I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few covers in there too...but that's just me, and what would would I know? If you can get there...go. I doubt it will be a regular occurrence and I might even go myself? Wait a second, is he going solo? *Reaches for the phone* "Get me my lawyer" ect...

Cam is in a writing cocoon. No-one has seen him for weeks. All matter of writing actually, the boy just can't stop himself. He needs to chill out, wait...is he going solo too? WTF? Cam, Nic...what's going on here? No, he's doing some extra non Jet related writing, but that's not for me to say...it's a Muncey surprise and I'm sure you'll hear about it one day soon. I've heard some of his new Jet tunes though when we were up in Alice Springs...and they are very exciting!

Mark and I have been busy becoming producers! Well, that is to say, we have produced our first band, under the name "The Vice Lords". We produced one song together in Sydney for a Japanese band called 'Superfly'. The song is called 'I spy, I spy' and I don't know how it will be available out west, but someone will let you know as soon as we know. It features the vocal and drum stylings of myself, in a duet with their lead singer, little Japanese singer with a crackin' voice, who goes by the name of Shiho. Also features the synth and bass stylings of Mark Andrew Wilson. We ended up writing many new parts for the tune...what a trip that was...check it out if you can, it's not Jet...but it's sounding pretty mega. I've also been writing my ass off...lot's of new tunes...can't stop me suckers!

So, looking back on this page, I see that we aren't really on a break at all! Well, I guess some people don't know how to take a break. The good news is that everyone is in high spirits and that the time off has left us with big grins and pockets full of songs. Keep it cool my babies...i'll be checking in soon...

When there is nothing on the tele

Chris and Nic.. Look at those baby blues.. sigh

I cruise the net for pics of Nickey-baby..Please forgive my obsession, dear reader. But I can't help it.. he is so mo fo HOT! I get this weird need to lick him all over..

Seriously...

How can you not get all tingley in your naughty bits for this major hottie?

The ONLY thing better...

Then being where ever these boys are headed, is being on the other end of that call Nic is making...(note cell in Nic's right hand) (heavy sigh)

Meggie's dream encounter

If I popped into this alley and saw this little pow wow .....

First I'd let out a yelp..
then I'd probably pee myself...
then I'd pass out.

For the record, my Va Jay Jay is normal size, thank you

Not something I am use to

Rejection, that is.
My 2nd attempt at becoming Stevie's friend was declined. The little bugger.

Here is my email to him after being thrown to the curb, again!

I do have a bit of a fragile ego, Stevie. 2 failed attempts at being your friend. Hmm. Oh well.. I must now retreat with my tail between my legs. Even though you DENIED me, I do want you to know that I do adore you... And your contribution to Jet is amazing.... I am and will always love Jet.. and thank you for being a part of it all. A fan, not a friend. :( Meghan

And I can tell he read it.. he didn't even respond. HOW RUDE. who raised him, wolves? At least be polite, man. A nice, thank you, would have been appropriate...



Special note to Stevie: I do love you. And apparently, when you aren't available they have technical difficulties.. I don't think its a coincedence. Be my friend for F sake!

Nervous Breakdown

Today, at work.. I was riding the elevator up with this girl. We work in the same office, but I really don't know her all that well. To be honest with you, I don't even know her name.
As soon as the doors closed, she turned to me and said, "You know, I have been meaning to ask you where you get your black pants.. I can only find the shiny ones.. and I really like your's"
I was mortified. I said..."Target. I got them at Target." She kept talking and all I kept doing was muttering.."Target.. got em at Target.."

OK.. I have to tell you WHY I was mortified, this girl .. who is African American has a GIGANTIC BUTT! huge! She seems super nice, but I have such a fragile ego, the idea that she thought she could get into my pants, at first OFFENDED me and then it scared the crap out of me.
Now, I was a MILITANT atkins girl .. and I would eat little to no carbs. I have softened on this rule.. and therefore I have softened.. (literally) But my butt is NOT NOT Gynormous.. hmph.


I will re-enlist.. Private Meggie reporting for Atkins duty, sir!

Quick story.. Quick story.. (ala Johnny Fratto)

So, I was drinving to San Francisco on Saturday .. and I was behind an obviously STUPID macheeeesmo man.. with his pimped out ride .. spinny hubcaps, darkened windows.. blah blah blah.. ANYWAYS, I got totally pissed because on several occasions the traffic ahead of him would slow down, and he would slam on his breaks miles and miles behind the car in front of him.. GRRR.. I got testy.. The OLD Meghan would swear and cause a raucous.. The new improved me, well dare I say, is starting a trend. The typical respose to such an A hole driver, is to flip the bird. BUT the drivers of these hoopites get agitated and it just creates more issues.. What I did was visionary.. and ALL women should do this.. It really diffused the whole situation and dare I say I have a new admirer..

Step 1:



Step 2:



Step 3:

intertwine the 2..

long live the cooter lick.. the cure for road rage!

I lied.. One more..

OK.. If I was cheese, and had to make a sandwich, I'd sure be all tingley in my naughty bits if these fellas were the bread... YUMM.. YUMM.. Screw atkins! I would eat EVERY bite!!!

(let me spell it out for you....)

Chris
Meghan
Nic





AND...
If good morning america had shit like this, I would get my ass outta bed to watch it.. NO.. we get Bruce Springsteen or some stupid crap like that...

Last one... I promise

Well, for tonight anyways.. It is kinda fun going on to You Tube and being a little detective.. and hunting out these GEMS.. Nic as a wee boy.. (like 21 or 22) he looks so sweet... Seriously, how can you NOT love him? Or at least want to lick those mo fo hOT lips ;) OH WAIT! I DID!

Can't forget.....

To give You Tube Kudos!

Aussie TV is SO kewl...

MORE behind the scenes?? Ooh this is creepy....

Flashback.....

This is the actual commercial that introduced me to JET.. Before THIS commercial, I was a "JET" virgin.. Have to pay homage to the peeps at apple.

Nic on the Brain

Had this amazing REALLY REAL.. dream last night. Got invited backstage at a Jet show.. Had to walk through the band room.. and I spied Nic and Chris.. and the GIRLFRIENDS.. hmph.. kept walking. and went into a waiting area.. Nic came in and we started making out.. and we spent the night together.. He had to go early in the AM.. and I tried to take one of his shirts to remember him by.. Cuz I kinda knew it was a one time thing.. and we parted..

And then the next day, at school (hm?) on my desk, was this huge envelope with a love letter from Nic.. and his luggage..

What does it mean?


And today, I found THIS lil GEM. Tour bus vids.. woo hoo..

Slap in the face

When Al Gore stepped aside and allowed George Bush to wrongfully take the office of President, a horrible cloud has plagued this country. I look, with hope, at the 2008 election, thinking that the morons (love you mom) that voted for Bush have come out of their fog and seen the light.. THEN an exchange like this happens:

Papa Pony, my father's father, often sends out group emails to anyone and everyone he knows .. Basically they are big BUSH Orgies.. "Bush is so smart.. " "Bush is so great" .. BLAH BLAH BLAH..

I was feeling particularly spicey one evening, and decided to respond.... (BAD IDEA)

I quoted text from his BUSH love email:

" They knew that the people had elected their leaders, so it was the people's duty to back those leaders."

And simply asked him, Didn't we elect Al Gore?

His response SOON followed:
YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND> ALL YOUR LIBERAL NEWSPAPERS WENT DOWN THERE TO FIND FAULTS WITH THE ELECTION AND COULD NOT FIND ANYTHING.
WROUNG.YOU PEOPLE WILL MOST LIKELY GET WHAT YOU WANT IN THE NEXT ELECTION BECAUSE OF SOROS AND ALL HIS MONEY.THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF THE USA AS I KENW It.AND YOU DEMOCRATS WILL HAVE TO LIOVE WITH IT.

I am pretty sure he knows CAPS mean yelling.. and the MANY grammatical and spelling errors tells me he was POUNDING on his keyboard.. WOW.. lil ol me made the ol man HOT!

My reply:

Papa Pony, Its me, Meghan! Can't we all just get along?
You have to be horrified at the way that George W Bush has ruined this country.. We are a laughing stock .. Why should we run the world by being a bully.. DO IT MY WAY!! OR ELSE!! We need to step back and listen to THE REAL president Al Gore about what is really important.. NOT WHO CONTOLS THE OIL.. but how we can repair the earth..

I agree Bill Clinton was a horn dog.. but I would rather that he screw Monica, then the country..

Doesn't any of the reports about being led into this war with lies make any sense to you?

Loven you forever,
Meggie

I am pretty much out of the will for sure now, huh?

I love you, You love me.. We're a happy family.

Every now and again I peruse the many peeps on myspace.. you know my EXTENDED NETWORK.. I have requested that the lovely Stevie Paul Hesketh be my friend (I only know his name because Nic loves to introduce him.. favorite part of the show.. blah blah blah) The first time, he denied me. And I believe it was because my photo was one of me and Nic. This might have totally turned him off.. he probably thought I was a stalker or something .. (the nerve) (mental note: Nic might have not broken news our new hot love to band, must keep on the down low ;) ) ANYWAYS, I requested his friendship.. again.. In hopes of keeping in touch with the Jet-lings while they are on break.. (In a total non-stalker way! remember we decided on penetrator!!!) While I noticed he STILL has not responded, I took a look at his photo and really forgot how funny IT was and how funny HE is.. It is, for all intensive purposes .. A picture of Stevie and Puff Daddy.. Or P Diddy.. or baby mama.. what ever he is going by now.. And he took this picture in such a way .. well, that I would have taken it!!!! I love these guys.. (even the red headed step children!!)