Quick story.. Quick story.. (ala Johnny Fratto)

So, I was drinving to San Francisco on Saturday .. and I was behind an obviously STUPID macheeeesmo man.. with his pimped out ride .. spinny hubcaps, darkened windows.. blah blah blah.. ANYWAYS, I got totally pissed because on several occasions the traffic ahead of him would slow down, and he would slam on his breaks miles and miles behind the car in front of him.. GRRR.. I got testy.. The OLD Meghan would swear and cause a raucous.. The new improved me, well dare I say, is starting a trend. The typical respose to such an A hole driver, is to flip the bird. BUT the drivers of these hoopites get agitated and it just creates more issues.. What I did was visionary.. and ALL women should do this.. It really diffused the whole situation and dare I say I have a new admirer..

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intertwine the 2..

long live the cooter lick.. the cure for road rage!