Today, at work.. I was riding the elevator up with this girl. We work in the same office, but I really don't know her all that well. To be honest with you, I don't even know her name.
As soon as the doors closed, she turned to me and said, "You know, I have been meaning to ask you where you get your black pants.. I can only find the shiny ones.. and I really like your's"
I was mortified. I said..."Target. I got them at Target." She kept talking and all I kept doing was muttering.."Target.. got em at Target.."
OK.. I have to tell you WHY I was mortified, this girl .. who is African American has a GIGANTIC BUTT! huge! She seems super nice, but I have such a fragile ego, the idea that she thought she could get into my pants, at first OFFENDED me and then it scared the crap out of me.
Now, I was a MILITANT atkins girl .. and I would eat little to no carbs. I have softened on this rule.. and therefore I have softened.. (literally) But my butt is NOT NOT Gynormous.. hmph.
I will re-enlist.. Private Meggie reporting for Atkins duty, sir!
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