My worst nightmare.

If you know anything about me, you know that a man in a uniform will literally make me weak in the knees. One of my besties of all time, Tania, is married to the super cute Bob. Bob just happens to be a fireman. Fireman are literally #2 on my list of uniformed hotties. (right under sailors.. Hello, officer and a gentleman... sigh)
Fast forward to today. I was having a particularly BAD day in the pain department.. (you know, the whole being hit by a car business) I had been taking my PRESCRIBED pain meds and I had slept most of the day away. At about 6p, I was heading over to my mom's house for a quick visit and to flatten my nephew's hair.. (Yes, he is a fashionista, too) Just as I was coming out the door, I see a GIGANTIC firetruck turn the corner. All of the sudden, I remembered Tania telling me that Bob was now stationed in MY neighborhood. UGH! There I was looking like a slob.. hair all messy, NO makeup, sweats and such. OMG.. I tried my darnedest to get in my car before he spied me.. NO SUCH LUCK! He slowed the rig down, gave a TOOT of the horn and with all the HOTTIES spying me, he gave me a holler! I was mortified. My DREAM .. a rig full of fireman 10 feet away.. Stopping for ME! If I had looked super cute, I would have totally faked a fainting spell.. and made them all rush to my aid.. grr. damn murphy's law.. Bob, please come back.. But call first. :)

Peace and Love

This would be beyond hot if instead of chips... it was STRIP poker! (although, apparently, no one told Conway.. Maybe he was shootng the roids in his ass just before this pic) I miss Brian.. (heavy sigh)

Ladies and Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES!

The unofficial start to the 2009 MLS season has begun!
On Saturday, my bestey, Tree and I attended the first game of the year. The San Jose Earthquakes hosted a "friendly" with the Colorado Rapids.

I must tell you that ANY time spent with Tree is unforgettable.
With a little help from some liquid courage, Tree was a friggen ROCK STAR.

Here are SOME of the HIGHLIGHTS from the evening:

* Tree insisted that the SF Chronicle sports photographer take her photo. She advised him several times, she was in fact, ready for her close up. He did take a photo and she was right, She is a hot bitch!

* Tree handed the beer vendor a $20 with her ID (I think she was flattered that he thought she was under 30 and wanted to grease his palm a little)

* Tree participated in the stadium cheer ..."EARTH".... ...."QUAKES".... with loud obnoxious groaning (Notice the PAINED look on the lady behind Tree)


* Tree loudly yelled at the players warming up.. "GO GO GO" .. finally, one of the players walked over and asked her where exactly she wanted them to go..

*Tree peed twice at the game and obviously peed out all the drunken goodness. When the game was over, I HAD TO GET JOHNSON'S autograph. I don't have the heart to tell her he was flirting with me.. I had him throw her a bone..

gonna be ok

Be honest... My scarf looks hot, huh?

Tree and her Sexy Bitch

Seriously, the man is giving me, the photographer, the love eyes.. He is yearning and wanting me something bad.. I cannot blame the man... I mean have you seen me? I am a sexy thang! Poor Tree is delusional..