This is what started it all....

note Nic's crazy eye.. Just like mine.. !!

My response to the Editor of the RAG that printed this..

Dear Mr. Pasetsky,

I must tell you that your obvious inability to properly report on gossip troubles me. Normally, the subjects of your "stories" are the same lame actors week in and week out. I don't care about them and I wouldn't waste my time defending them. However, when you dragged the incredibly intoxicating lead singer of Jet, Mr Nic Cester, into your torrid tale, I decided I must stand up and be heard!

Please note the following:

• Nic gets drunk, as rock stars do, and has been known to make out with ANYBODY!
• Nic has nothing in common with the repulsive, untalented hag Chris Robinson
• Kate Hudson in a whore

Thank you kindly,

MDA

I will let you know when I receive a response.

Seriously, do you have a sharp pencil.. I need to put my ears out of their misery!

Dis so fun knee!

Pretty girl ....

Screw St Bedes.. I have my sources!

The Cester boys

I KNOW!! I KNOW!!

The pic is a bit out of focus.. But I had to get all Mac Gyver on the case..
Give me a break. Did they ever get all over Magnum's ass?

NO..
He figured out the case.. . and then the hot chick hands him a beer ....

Where is my beer???

HMPH!

I am so excited that Kate is out of the picture.. I had to take a bit of time and get reaquainted with my darling.. Nic.. Give a girl a break, eh?

Rip it UP..

King's Horses

Shine On.

Thanks to the folks at POPSUGAR.com, I can finally emerge!!

P.S.. I know it is a little small.. It basically says that Kate and Owen are back together despite Goldie and Kurt! WOO HOO.. Nic is free!

I am going into seclusion..

Actress KATE HUDSON has reportedly returned to her romantic rock roots after her fling with OWEN WILSON - she's allegedly dating JET frontman NIC CESTER. Hudson has been spotted holding hands with the Australian rock star, who resembles her estranged husband CHRIS ROBINSON, while filming new movie FOOL'S GOLD Down Under. The 27-year-olds were also spotted kissing at the Bowery Bar in Brisbane, Australia on 20 January (07), according to American publication Life + Style. Hudson joined Cester and his band the following day when they performed at the Big Day Out festival. The new romance could spell the end of Cester's friendship with Robinson - THE BLACK CROWES star joined Jet onstage when the Aussies performed at Los Angeles club Spaceland in early December (06).

Shut UP!

I am trying to be proactive and not reactive to "issues" that come up in my life.. You know, rather then deal with a problem, try and get the issue resolved before it becomes a problem..
Anyways, I took my Element to the dealership for my BOYFRIEND Paul (Don't tell Lori) to give it a FULL check up.
I Pulled in to the service area .. yanked out my SIRIUS radio (hello, I cannot live a day without SIRIUS!) ANYWAYS... .. I gave the keys to Paul. As soon as he was done checking me out..er.. I mean IN.... he walked me over to the Loaner desk and set me up with a sweet car. The girl behind the counter had a thick accent .. and I began to wonder where she originated from... About 2 minutes later, I couldn't take the suspense anymore.. and I broke .. I asked her where she was from.. She replied..
"I huv a Rusheen Aksent, but I um frum Kazakhstan.."

Wait, what??

My face lit up.. and I said.. NO WAY! How exciting.. I immediately asked what she thought of Borat.. She said she thought he was very funny but that her country wasn't like the movie..
The only scenes that were accurate were the ones where Borat was in his home town.. She said the towns really looked like that ... She said that there really weren't any JEWS in her country.. but she loved them ..LOVED her some Jews.. And the cows don't REALLY hang out in the living room.. they are mostly restricted to the kitchen. hmmmmmmmm. Oh well, I still totally LOVED her !!!

By the way, the car is a 2007 Toyota Camry.. It has 100 miles on it.. I HATE IT.. I love the vault ceilings in my element.. I hit my mo fo head twice .. hmph. HATE TOYOTA!

75 years is not old for a clock!

I believe it has now been diagnosed as Hyper-Obsessive Compulsive disorder....

With the restraining order and all, this is the best I could do...

An aerial shot of the school..

AND yes, I will up my meds!

To St Bedes School In Melbourne, Australia from me:

This may be a little odd.. but I decided it would not hurt sending an
email to you.

After reading several articles, I believe that Nic & Chris Cester
attended your school. I am an avid fan of the band, Jet, and would
like to establish a web site to celebrate their contribution to the
world of music. Would it be possible to provide me with a school photo
of both Nic and Chris so that I can include it on my site?

I appreciate any assistance you can provide.

Have a great day!


From David Cracknell at St Bedes School In Australia to ME:

Dear Meghan,

Sorry but due to privacy issues we cannot release those pictures. Good luck
setting up the site.

Regards

David Cracknell
St. Bede's College

OK.. so, I am sitting here babysitting on a Saturday.. and I am obsessively looking for Jet on You Tube.. I swear this "hobby" of mine, where I have MAD love for Nic Cester, is becoming a little sad.

I warned you !!!! Now its this one,,

It does change from minute to minute... but right now, this is my fav Jet song...ENJOY!

Butter vs. Margarine

Old Aunt??? My Ass, OLD AUNT... hmph.

What part of me having a fragile ego did you not understand?

It is totally cool to comment, but annonymous comments will NOT be published. Well, they might be, if they contain wonderful words of encouragement.. but MEAN COMMENTS?!?!?!? Are just not acceptable.

Someone said the photo of me and Nic appeared to be of Nic and his much older Aunt. WTF? OK, in my defense, my friend Lisa said that picture wasn't a good one of me, but its the only picture I had of me and Nic.. So, I made a new one.. hmph.

damn kids.

THERE WAS A PHOTO HERE, AT ONE TIME, BUT SOME MO FO MADE A MEAN COMMENT AND I HAD TO TAKE IT DOWN.. I TOOK A FEW MORE MEDS THAN USUAL.. AND I EVENTUALLY STOPPED CRYING .. I TOOK THE PIC THAT WAS HERE THAT APPARENTLY LOOKED LIKE NIC AND HIS OLD AUNT.. AND WAS ABLE TO MAKE A NEW PHOTO OF ME ANY MY BOYFRIEND, NIC. SEE ABOVE HMPH.



As you most likely know, I love Jet .. I also have a WHITE HOT love for Nic Cester (lead singer). With that said, it won't shock you to find out that I am a fairly talkative member of the Jet chat boards.. I really enjoy shooting the shit with like minded people .. People who believe that JET ROCKS...(pure and simple)


When I was on this very board, earlier in the week, I was chatting with a fellow member.. She mentioned that people over 30 just don't get JET.. I reminded her that I was in fact 33 and offended by her blanket statement. She balked .. and said she could have sworn I was 13!


I began to wonder .. was it my kewl use of the word 'hot' ala Paris Hilton or was it my undeniable love for Nic? How could she think I was 13 . 13?!?!?!?


I was taken aback.. Was I that lame?


I reminded her that having mad love for an unattainable rock star is not something reserved for stupid teen girls. That crazy love can be managed rather well with a mild mood enhancer (shout out to my primary care DR).. I also mentioned that if given the chance, Nic would most likely like to bag me, because I wasn't jail bait.. and I am at my prime!!( So there!) Nic baby.. I will definitely BE YOUR GIRL!

It is official!

Becks and Posh are on their way to California!!

It all seemed a bit too easy

(fyi.. Not my x-ray.. Just displayed for emphasis)

I went into the dentist today for my cleaning. I got some X-rays taken.. then the hygenist yelled at me for not flossing.. then she scraped all the goo off my teeth and then shined em up for me. As i was getting up to leave, she told me to hang tight so my dentist, Dr Lee, could take a gander at my X-rays and make sure she didn't miss anything. I was completely confident with her abilities and was so excited to get out of the office with my bank account in tact..

Dr Lee strolled into the office, and distracted me with small talk.. and then WHAM! pointed at my X-Ray and said, "hmmm what is that??" Leave it to him to find something wrong with me!!! Lisa warned me to keep my purse close at my visit to this well known snake oil salesman..

Are the tickets to Europe more pricey this year? Have I not funded enough of this man's jaunts across the earth.. ??? woe is me AND my YUCK MOUTH!

The true meaning of life..

Today, I had the pleasure of attending my DEAR friend Raquel's baby shower.
This wonderful, giving woman is going to be the mother of twin girls. Knowing her for as long as I have, I know deep in my heart that she was made to be a mother. Elana and Maya will be the luckiest little girls to have such a wonderful mother.
Congratulations Raquel.. And you have to promise to let me see you're BREATHTAKING babies..!! xoxoxo

Stupid people and their nonimportant opinions. HMPH

What is wrong with people? I mean can't they just keep their mofo mouths shut? I happily belted out a superb rendition of a Steve Perry FAV... When The Lights Go Down In The City.. and I decided to share it with my fans..
SOOOO I posted it on YOUTUBE. (Mistake number 1) I was sent an email advising me that I had potentially a new follower.. and they had commented on my performance. I paused and took a deep breath.. I could see that this was my moment. The moment where I became a STAR..
Yeah, about that.. I was wrong. So wrong, as a matter of fact that my Star cauht fire and has since burnt into oblivian. Apparently, the SOB that took the time to comment on my vocal ability decided it was BASH Meghan day...He was less then nice. I believe his exact words were..

"Obviously there is no love between this 'singer' (judgement call) and Steve Perry. What she does to his music is criminal"

Hello?
Do you think I have no feelings? Do I not bleed just as you do? Stupid ass people.

While mom is away, Auntie M and Jillian PLAY!

Greetings from JET!

Forget New Years..This is My Life's resolution

Stand up, you got to live while you can
Stand up, burn up before you fade out
Stand up, don't you follow the crowd
Stand up, you got to live in the now
Stand up, there's nothing holdin' you down
Walk on, with your feet off the ground


How they gonna stop you now?
How they gonna stop you now?
Never gonna stop you now

Thank you to the gorgeous Nic Cester for putting my resolution to song.. (you are way hot, by the way)

I kid you not...

Shannon, Jillian and I went to Old Navy.. and Jillian WOULD NOT LEAVE.. She insisted on looking through the racks .. over and over.. I betcha she wanted a pair of the hip new low rise to show her elmo diappease...