Tour diaries: 04/24

This was certainly the best birthday in a long while..

I got home from Anaheim in the early morning.. So, I had most of the day to lounge around the house.. I packed my bags for my flight the next day to LA.. anticipating a late night at the San Fran Show.

I went to San Fran Extra early.. (I left at 400) so I could avoid any and all traffic. I parked in a garage at about 530 and sat in the car making my sign. What sign you ask, well.. I went to Walgreens and got this BRIGHT pink poster board and a HUGE sharpie. I wrote on the board...

"TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.. AND ALL I WANT IS A KISS FROM NIC.."

I figured the worst that could happen is that he would kiss me and I would faint or something..

At about 600, I folded up my sign and stuffed it in my purse.. and headed to the venue. The familiar RED tour bus sat directly in front of the club and I immediately was scared. I was going to stand outside this club while the boys were in the bus.. and I was going to die. I was jolted out of my fright by a BIG black gentlemen.. He asked if he could help me.. I was taken aback.. was he selling drugs? was he an undercover narco or something? I told him rather politely that I was starting the line for the show.. He laughed at me and pointed down the street.. Down the street about a block or so was a line of people.. 10 or so deep. HMPH. I was late. I wasn't the first person there.. I trudged down the street and took my place in line. About 20 minutes later, a flurry was occuring in front of the club.. As I peered around the people in front of me, I realized that Nic and Cam had emerged from the bus and were heading into the club.. I nearly died. I begged the people behind me to save my spot.. and I high tailed it to the scene of the flurry.

There in front of me stood Nic and Cam.. I was trying desperately to dig my camera out of my purse as other people were snagging autographs.. I finally got it out.. and pushed my way to the front and asked Nic if he would mind if I snapped a picture.. he said, of course not. (see photo above) I did my little move where I take the picture by holding the camera out in front of us, so we had to squeeze in real tight.. (nice)

I felt seriously, like I was 14 .. My knees were buckling..

I went back to the line and was giggling at my score..

At about 8pm, they finally let us in. I scored a sweet spot right between Nic and Mark.. right up against the barricades. This rather tall gentlemen who had a striking resemblence to Ralph Fiennes stood to my right.. and we chatted between the opening act and Jet.. We decided we were eachothers dates because our mates were lame and stayed home.

Jet finally came on.. and I happily held up my sign.. Nic read the sign and pretended to roll off his top hat and blow me a kiss. (AWW HOW SWEET)..

hmm.. he is a hot, nice boy.

Tour diaries: 04/23

Oh, Anaheim. It started here in October ...It seems only fitting that the first night of this leg of the tour starts here, too.

I flew into Anaheim on Monday morning.. and spent most of the day getting purdy for the show later on in the evening.

I got to the show early and weasled my way into the line that gets to go in early. Don't ask me how, I plan on using this secret the next time around.. Anyways, while I was in line, I met these nice boys.. Matt and Frank.. I figured they wanted to jump in front of me in line .. but I didn't mind because I was bored and needed someone to talk to... It became increasingly clear that Frank had alterior motives in mind (like jumping me instead of the line).. He actually asked me if I wanted to "hook up" .. ?!?!

I have been out of the dating scene for SOOO long.. I really had no idea what he meant. I mean I have heard it referred to on the HILLS and on Maui Fever.. But I never really knew what they meant.. (really) As soon as it became clear, I mentioned again the whole thing about me being married and I made it clear the only person I would be jumping was Nic.. We all went in and we got a sweet spot right by where Cam would be standing...

He was buying me drinks.. and that was nice... BUT MISTAKE #1 .. I got a COSMO! strong ass cosmo from HOB.. got a GOOD buzz going and really enjoyed the opening act...(The Virgins)

As the intermission started, Frank kept bothering me, so at one point, I turned to this complete stranger and mouthed HELP ME.. He realized I was being molested .. Enter Alex. Well, Alex and his girlfriend Michelle. Alex whispered something to Michelle, which I assume was, we got to help this girl out.. So, they started talking to me॥ and we became like INSTANT best friends.. When Jet came on .. we ROCKED the place.. and this little war started between Alex and Michelle AND Frank.. They were fighting over me!!! Haa .. if they only knew I was there for Nic and Jet.. No drama!!! So, the show ended and I was awalking out, when Alex and Michelle asked me to come home with them.. for a real good time.. HUH? Michelle grabbed me and literally jammed her tongue down my throat.. Alex rubbed my arm, and said, come on.. HUH? wait? what? Then I stammered toward the door.. and Said NO.. As I was out the door, there was Frank.. "lets hook up"... DISNEY IS NOT THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH... I walked briskly back to my hotel,। which was a block away.. and luckily ducked away from Frank. I stopped at the cafe and got a sandwich and this other dude wanted to know if I would hang out with him and his buddies at a local bar.. DId I look like a hooker.. or was I glowing with the Jet love?? Hmph.. I went back to my room alone.. buzzing.. and excitd about the next day.. my birthday.. Jet in San Fran.. My home turf.



"Michelle" canoodling with MY MAN..

What a trip

Nic and mongo head.. (happy birthday to me!)

Seriously..being gone a week has taken more out of me then I ever could have imagined. How does Jet stay on the road for months at a time?? KUDOS to them.

I have LOADS to share about my trip(pics and stories)..

but you will have to be patient.. I need sleep..

Love you!

The plane has landed!

I am home bitches .. and what a trip I had! all my wildest WET dreams came true.. Although, I must sadly report that Nic will *not* be leaving the tour to chase me home.. (sniff..sniff..) I will catch you up tomorrow on ALL my goings on.. STAY TUNED!

HMPH..

Ok, Jared from LIVE 105 has not called me to tell me when to be at the studio.. hmmm.. I sent off this little GEM to remind him about our little deal.. Pray for me people.

Ok, so the show in SF is this Tuesday (ahem... my birthday...) and I haven't gotten an invite from you to the studio. This either means that Jet is way too cool for LIVE 105 or you forgot about me.

Lets assume you forgot about me, which is HIGHLY unlikely... But, lets just pretend..

I will most likely not be able to check my email much next week (being that I am on a world-wind Jet Stalker tour Anaheim, SF, LA, LA, Vegas).. and I do not want to miss the opportunity to meet the boys,SO.. if they are coming in to the studio... PLEASE call me and I will jump in the car and get my ass up to SF.. (please give me at least 3 hours advance notice so I can look UBER cute) Please do not call me to chat about Gizmo or about sharing a 40 out by the river..

Much love,

Your bitch... (if you come through)

Meghan

If he hasn't already left the building, this will surely make him go!!

I think Julien might fill the hole that Sanjaya left.. (French Idol ROCKS!)

They screw EVERYTHING up..

I hate the entire idea of American Idol. It is stupid. Pure and simple.

I never watched it and would cringe when anyone would even bring it up in my presence.

Then Howard got me interested. I jumped on the Sanjaya band wagon.. and actually started to watch the stupid ass show.. to see him. He was kewl.. unafraid to do his own thing.. despite what the troll Cowell said.. (I don't even know his name)

Tomorrow, I will go back to the way things were. The way they should have always been . I hate American Idol, but am sad to see Sanjaya off. He kicked ass.. When I saw him crying I just wanted to punch Paula in the face.. stupid coke head

pst

she responded. she is lovely. I love her. apparently a cousin. will do her best. did i mention i love her? keep this on the DL, k?

DIVE!!! DIVE!!! She is going DOWN!!!

Here I go again. Insert foot in mouth. I put up one of those myspace pages so I could access Jet information. And I began trolling around..
I found this nice girl who referred to herself as Cester.. In my delusional mind she is either (a) related or (b) a fan of Jet's Cester boys.. without thinking, really, I shot off an email...

Hmph. Don't make fun.. I am fragile and cry EASY.

Stephanie,
So, Lets get the fact that I am a complete loser out of the way.. Yes, I am. I have accepted it and can live with my loser-ness...ANYWAYS, I am mildly obsessed with Jet.. and I came to the wild conclusion that you might be in some way related to the Cetser boys.. I might be completely out of line.. and if I am please just disregard my entire message.. (I hope you don't).. But I have planned this scary vacation road trip next week.. flying all over California to catch Jet 5 (more) times.. and well, I would like to know if you are related to Nic and if so, can you find a way for me to just get my picture with him. I mean I would return the favor.. My younger brother .. about your age (19) is in the Army.. totally hot (kinda weird me saying that and all).. all muscley and he can totally make the CAMO thing work.. I can hook you too up if you are interested.. I mean thats what friends do, right?

Thanks, Meghan

I am SO not obsessive..

BUT I must admit that when I logged on, I was disappointed that my invitation for friendship with Nic had not been responded to. It had been weeks and he had logged on several times.

I checked the MY SPACE inbox for one last time today..... and Not surprisingly, it was empty.. HMPH! Then, just to passify my fragile ego, I clicked on the pending friends box. Normally, I would see the smoking HOT picture of Nic with an indication that the request was still pending.

To MY HORROR .......


When I clicked the PF box, it was empty. Why didn't I get an email? Maybe they don't send emails if you get rejected. What did I do wrong? I am super cute.. funny.. smart.. hmph.

I literally felt a little knot in my stomach... I decided to go to my PAGE.. and figure what had turned him off...
Then to my delight.. I realized his hot photo was now listed as my friend.

He likes me... he really likes me..

Nic is my friend. sniff sniff.. (see below)

MIL continues to be beyotch

Forget Al Gore..

Apparently, with the help of the Spanish news channel, Mother Alves has decided that she knows the cause of global warming.

ME

She claims that because I flush the toilet too often, and I insist on washing my clothes, the world's water supply is dangerously low. She explained to me the right way to do things.. Such as collecting rainwater and reusing paper towels.. Seriously, does anyone know how to say BACK OFF in Portuguese? I was making an attempt to be friendly with the hag.. but she believes that she is all knowing and if you don't abide by her rules, you are stupid. I want to punch her in the face .. but the thought of group peeing.. and being deloused is totally keeping me from going karate kid on her ass..

Vegas. CHECK!

But, poolside at the Hard Rock.. Shit. Do you think I will stand out in my trench and scarf?

Don't forget to live .

Won't you be my neighbor?

So, I submitted the lame ass "friend request" like a week and a 1/2 ago.. And no resopnse. You can tell when a person logs into their account.. and I know he was kind of busy on tour and everything.. But he logged in yesterday. And he didn't respond. I feel like I am 12 waiting for Matt Pupach to notice me.. (tee hee)
It hurts a little more then it should primarily because the teeny boppers on the Jet board flaunt that Nic is their friend. HMPH. what does a girl have to do? HUH?

Funniest joke EVER

Yeah. Vegas is officially on. I asked Nic to be my My Space friend. Eventhough I am not 14.. hmph.
In October, when Jet went around the first time, a sweet band with a real INXS sound opened for them.The lead singer is totally MANAREXIC.. but he makes it work..
The is cool.. enjoy.

Ladies and Gentleman.

Bloodcat Love

I shall take a wee break from chatting with the voices in my head....

.....and remember simpler times.. When it was all about Alanis..

I found this little beaut!



YES, that is HER version of LADY LUMPS.. LOVE HER!

FOR COMPARATIVE PURPOSES.. THE ORIGINAL BY BEP.

I am insane.

Seriously. What do you want from me?
I changed my trip so I would end up in Vegas for this Jet show that may or may not happen. It is listed as a tour date..
But the venue.. ticketmaster.. Atlantic Records.. No one knows of it. I will have to sit my sorry ass in the piece of crap hotel I could afford.. and do nothing??

So, I put my mind to thinking.. and I came up with an idea..

First I thought..

HEY! ( I literally went, HEY!) I will email JETS management team.. here is that email:

I know this is an incredible stretch.. But I figure you might take pity on me and throw a girl a bone. I am completely consumed with Jet. Love the music, the band EVERYTHING... I have my tickets in hand for the Anaheim show, the 2 Los Angeles shows, and the show at the Fillmore. Being that I live near San Francisco, I am going to be flying a whole lot.. (not complaining. ) I noticed on the Jet website, that they added a show in Vegas,, I changed my flight to take a small detour into Vegas.. but no one knows where to get tickets. Can you help??

Then I remembered I knew the website of the father of the girl who dates Chris..

So, here is that email:

Jet is amazing and I have been following them for sometime. I was excited to see that they are planning a detour into California and I have planned my vacation time around their tour dates.
A few days ago, I noticed that they added a Las Vegas date, but the hyperlink to purchase tickets was not active.
I thought if I waited too long, Southwest would charge me an arm and a leg to change my flight... so, I called and diverted my trip to Vegas.
My husband isn't a Jet fan .. so,I am taking this trip solo.. So, I am a little nervous.... I have this feeling that the show might turn out to be a secret show.. Just for special fans.. I was lost as to who I could turn to for help. Then, as if it was meant to be, I thought of you. I have visited your daughters web site and know of your amazing contribution to the world of photography.
I know it is a HUGE favor to ask of you, but is there anyway that I could talk you into ROCKING my world and somehow getting me in?
I would be in debt to you forever.

Then I just became desperate and emailed the DJ (YEP JARED) at Live 105.. Here is that email:

I am insane.. (insane cute, not insane scary)
I am planning a mini road trip at the end of April..
Anaheim.. They play at HOB
San Francisco.. They play at the Fillmore
LA .. They play at the Troubador
LA ..again at the Troubador
and hopefully Vegas.(hard rock..)

And I am going by myself.. flying all over creation..
This is the 2nd road trip for me to see Jet this year.. I went to LA to see them at HOB, Music Box, Jimmy Kimmel and the Joint in Vegas..

They will be in San Fran on my birthday.. I would love to meet Nic. AND I think you should help me .. I mean come on, its my birthday.. I would totally LOVE you.. (as long as you keep it a secret ..wink wink.. nudge nudge) to meet Nic.. He is my hero.. and I would simply die a happier person if I was given the opportunity to lick him ALL the f**k over.

Kisses.

I will let you know if ANYONE responds!

When it says to take only one anxiety pill, is that a SUGGESTION? or what?

Just in case you missed it...

Here is the video for SHINE ON.. The inspiration for my tattoo.. Enjoy.





PS Nic is so F***ING Hot.. I want to lick him ALL ova!

Help?

This is Chris Cester.. (nic's brother) and some Scottish fellow..

I am totally lost..
What in the hell are they talking about.. Seriously. I have NO clue. What is the Scottish fellow holding.. and is he saying "get your jacket?" Am I missing something? the people in the room have found it hilarious.. hmph..